The Boy wanted to go see a movie, but we’ve been in a sort of curious summer drought. The tentpoles don’t automatically appeal to us, and sometimes turn one or both of us right off. Bad reviews for Terminator:Genisys are foreboding and he couldn’t be dragged to Jurassic World, I think finding the first one only passable. (We hate that they’re using CGI in the sequels rather than actually cloning dinosaurs, as they did in the original.)
The Overnight has pretty strong critical reviews (81%) but it looks like a movie about swinging, and that kind of thing gives me the hives, and I remembering that the audience for this sort of thing is self-selecting, the 68% rating is doubtless much higher than I, a person who self-selects away from this sort of thing, would rate it. I saw my share of these kinds of movies in the ‘80s and, well, yuk.
So, instead, we saw a wholesome family movie, namely Magic Mike XXL.
Magic Mike XXL starts three years after the last one ended (three years ago!) which Tatum running his (minor) furniture concern, with one employee he can’t afford health care for, and the former “Kings of Tampa” (Orlando? Miami? Some Florida city) on the skids after having been abandoned by Dallas (Matthew McConaughey) and The Kid (Alex Pettyfer in the original).
Old guy Tarzan (55-year-old wrestler Kevin Nash, who looks a lot better with his natural white hair) lures Mike back for a “last hurrah”, a road trip where the boys break out and find their true inner voices as a stripper.
Longtime Soderberg first AD (who 1ADed the first movie) takes the helm as writer Reid Carolin breathes a little new life into his characters as they strip their way to the Championships in Myrtle Beach.
It’s not great. It’s not terrible. It’s a lot less bro than the first one. There’s a huge amount of time spent on the actual stripping routines, and the addition of Jada Pinkett Smith cranks up the pander level to 11, as our boys make it their mission in life to make women feel good about themselves.
It’s actually sleazier than the first one and, like the first one, not always in a good way.
Double-standards abound. Flip the character genders and…it’s not even possible.
Anyway, we didn’t hate it. It was more or less what we expected. Drags a bit for the hetero male crowd. Our only eye candy is a nearly 60 Andie MacDowell and a mid-40s Jada Pinkett Smith. They both look good (although Smith wears some unflattering clothes). But the women in the audience hooted and hollered, so…there you go.